The Sun's Alive?
Reddit writing prompt: As the fiery comet makes its last approach towards the doomed Earth, observers are astounded to witness the sun open its mouth, shoot out a frog like tongue, and swallow the comet whole.
Fraudulent Wizard
Reddit writing prompt: You're tired, and you haven't slept in a week, which really isn't good for an eleven year old, but now you're somehow in this magical school called pig-wart or something to that effect. You don't even have magic, you're just really really good at sleight of hand.
Convenient Timing Man
Reddit writing prompt: Your superpower is being in the right place at the right time. Always.
The Summoned Geologist
Reddit writing prompt: You suddenly wake up to find yourself in a glowing rune circle. In the distance, jagged black mountains claw into a blood colored sky. A demoness stands before you holding a large tome. She adjusts her glasses. "I knew it! If you can summon us, there had to be a way we can summon you."